Quotes

Joey: Pheobe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be?
Pheobe: FLAME BOY!!!

Chandler: All right, kids, i've gotta get to work. If I don't imput those numbers ... it doesn't make much of a difference.

Rachel: Ooh, wish me luck, I'm going to get one of those job things.

Frank Jr: Hey, can I use your phone?
Pheobe: Yeah sure, why, you wanna call your mum?
Frank Jr: No, i want to melt it.

Chandler: So I'm not gonna lose her?
Rachel: Oh, oh honey, you're not a total loser.

Frank Jr: My sister's gonna have my baby!

Joey: Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!

Chandler: Too many jokes ... must mock Joey.

Ross: I've got to go to China.
Joey: The country?
Ross: No, the big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront.

Joey: What the hell does a palaeontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it for, like, dinosaur emergencies? 'Help! Come quick! They're still extinct'.

Chandler: I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that outloud?

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